Turner Brown

smoke.me.a.kipper

hahahahaha. excellent stuff Wolf!!

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red_ice

LOL classic.. WAN

Red.

Xterminator

Excellent!!!!!

Kolodny

hahaaaaaaaa! Classic
Note to self: Do not L O quite so L in the office when reading Wolf's jokes - it frightens people

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Qualm

I got that one, and the corkonian thesis one in an email about 6 months ago :P haha, i roool. Nah, joking, tis good

nanook

Wolf
i aspire to your greatness
where do you get these, i vant to know your sourcesz, you vill talk mein freind and tell me all.
Keep it up.


[This message has been edited by nanook (edited 20-07-2001).]

TheWolf

Turner Brown
A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, "What's wrong with you?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'.

Lump

LOL, OMFG, Great I love 'em, keep them coming


John

richindub2

Hehe, i agree with lump, great stuff, if i was a mod you'd be getting more positive karma

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daves l33t site 0wns j00.