gentlemen prefer blondes

fisty

A plane is on its way to London when a blonde in Economy Class
gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The
flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She
then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have

to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London
and
I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the ****pit
and
tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting
in
First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because

she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her
seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
London
and I'm staying right here!"

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen
to
reason.  The pilot says, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I

have
learned to speak 'blonde'!"

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and without question
she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he
said to make her move without any fuss.

"I told her First Class wasn't going to London."

smoke.me.a.kipper

ROFL

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