suggestions for a nasty joke @ 21st

Lenny

Need a good idea, quite embarrising to do to a make at their 21st
have a few but am looking for more nasy ones
any suggestions

ranDom_tAsk

don't go

Chalk

shoot his dog with a stun gun,
that always gets a laugh :0

The_B_Man

blubbogram

steveland?

Kill his dog, sell him a rampant rabbit, set it up so he walks in on his mam and dad during "intercourse"...

azezil

get him really drunk and take him in the ear!

mmmm aurally

Gone West

put really strong red food coloring powder in his coffee/tea/wine and when he pisses, it will look red, like blood. Not too sinister, but funny all the same

fragile

Get him hammered drunk with aftershocks, then at closing time go the local parish church (works best on a Saturday night) strip him naked and tie him to a lamppost at the front entrance to the church. Everybody goes home and leaves him to be discovered by the mass goers in the morning.


This is what actually happened to my brother on his stag night in what will remain an unnamed Co.Clare village.

neuro-praxis

What a bunch of bad ba$tards you are.

Glad you're not my friend, Lenny.

D!ve^Bomb!

Lenny wrote:

Need a good idea, quite embarrising to do to a make at their 21st
have a few but am looking for more nasy ones
any suggestions

there really is no 21st is there lenny? you don't have any friends do ya?

Sarky

How about, and I know this may seem like an absolutely MAD and "KER-AZEE" concept, as the kids might call it, how about, you do something nice for the lad?

No?

fragile

Bet him 20 euro that he can't eat a pack of regular salted peanuts without chewing them. It sounds easy but the human digestive system can't digest peanuts so they will have to come out again whole :eek:

This might be going a bit far though

*adele*

get him a she-male stripper

Only Human

My old History teacher told me about a joke he and his friends did back in the day. Apparently It was some lads stag night and they got him so drunk that he passed out. They some how got got acess to certain parts of Trinity College. So they undressed the passed out groom and put him in with all the dead people for dissecting under one of those dead people sheets. When he woke up the next day he found himself infront of some professor getting him read to be dissected.

fade2black

You Dj at the thing.

Spunog UIE

do the aristocrats joke or do you want to talk to these people again?

paddy

Bring your family and dead dog* and do a freak show








*and some masks

GraveRobber

Get him/her drunk, rent out a hooker/gigalo, ring the police and run....
Ahhh.... funny days.

ranDom_tAsk

lol, tell us on boards where it is and we'll all turn up to sing him/her happy birthday... and give him/her 21,000 kisses...

Waltons

That actually goes down well in the right circumstances...
Edit: Ugh, forgot the quote. The aristocrats joke, that is.

FranknFurter

Valium, rope, handcuffs, condom, waking up starkers in the phoenix park, cuffed to the bandstand or the cross.........

need I say more?

[Jackass]

rob photos of hot chicks off clubbing.ie, then put them up on boards album as your "mates"...the one on the right is your ex....riiiigghhhht

joejoem

DubGuy22 wrote:

rob photos of hot chicks off clubbing.ie, then put them up on boards album as your "mates"...the one on the right is your ex....riiiigghhhht

I must be missing something here

azezil

FranknFurter wrote:

Valium, rope, handcuffs, condom, waking up starkers in the phoenix park, cuffed to the bandstand or the cross.........

need I say more?

sounds like my typical saturday night...

[Jackass]

joejoem wrote:

I must be missing something here

rofl... Lennys mates

Stole pics from clubbing.ie

Caesar_Bojangle

thats a nice pic

Capt'n Midnight

veet

DrIndy

Shave the eyebrows!

Always good.......

FranknFurter

azezil wrote:

sounds like my typical saturday night...

Like I said, AZEZIL FOR POPE!!!

stagolee

DubGuy22 wrote:

rofl... Lennys mates

Stole pics from clubbing.ie

dang thems some fine chicks

FranknFurter wrote:

Like I said, AZEZIL FOR POPE!!!

he's got my vote

opr

Me and a couple of freinds were in the pub having a few drinks. We got really really drunk and decided to go to some 21st we had heard about and we kinda new the guy.
Really we just wanted more drink so decided to go.

We arrived at the place in the middle of nowhere but once outside we started talking about how we had nothing to give him so we decided to put some money together and give it too him. We had nothing to put it in but one of the lads had the bright idea of putting the money in an empty fag box that he had. All being very drunk we agreed and headed in.

We were at the bar drinking away when yer man who's 21st it was apeared. So my mate who had the fag box with the money gave it to him. He looked a bit shocked when we handed it too him but i thought it was just cause of the **** present and we tried to laugh it off but after this he stormed off.

Turns out the guy who 21st it was is gay and thought we were taking the piss out of him by giving a FAG box !!!!

None of us realised at the time