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good joke

Lucifer · 2001-06-25 18:28:00

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man lets out a loud fart and says "one-nil." His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?" The old man says, "A goal. I'm ahead one-nil." A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Goal! One all." The old boy…

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An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few
minutes the old man lets out a loud fart and says "one-nil."

His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"

The old man says, "A goal. I'm ahead one-nil."

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Goal! One all."

The old boy farts again. "Goal! I'm ahead 2-1."

Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, "Goal!
2 all."

The old man tries to fart again, but cannot. Trying desperately not to be
out-done by his wife, he gives it everything he has to get out just one more
fart. He strains a little too hard and ****s the bed.

The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides."

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