Parrots and Chickens

BlitzKrieg

Okey first joke


- A friend of this family give them a parrot as a present, happy at first the family like the parrot, but the parrot later that day goes out to the next door neighbour and screws their turkeys, annoyed at this the father arns that if the parrot does it again he will shave its head. So parrot behaves but later that night the urge overtakes him and he goes and screws them, the family shave the parrots head and order it to behave.
The next day the relation that gave them the parrot was getting married and to show him they like the parrot they brought it along to arrange the seats, it would sit on the piano in the church and tell people where to go when they say they r of the bride or groom. 2 bald men walk in and the parrot takes one look and says


"Oi You 2 Turkey****ers over here by the piano by me"

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One day a farmer had to go get a new C0ck for his chicken farm, at the market the salesman offers him the very best, but warns that its bit too fiesty. The farmer not hading the warning takes the c0ck home and when he lets it out of its box it immeaditly goes to work on all the chickens as quickly as possible, then it moves onto the sheep then the horses and pigs and even the farmers wife, At 11 o clock when the farmer was going to bed the c0ck was still at it and the farmer warns that if it keeps it up it will die from exhaustion.

The c0ck continues through the night and sure enough the next day it lay dead on the lawn with vulchers circling it, the farmer walks down beside it and says i warned you and the c0ck replied

"shhhh they are getting closer"

Baddum dshhhh

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.......ha, (gay)

BlitzKrieg

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