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The joys of old age

  • 24-05-2001 4:52pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭


    A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have
    this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too
    much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter
    of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in
    your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't
    smell and they are silent."

    The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see
    me next week."

    The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I
    don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts...
    although still silent.. stink terribly!"

    The doctor says, "Good. Now that we've cleared up your
    sinuses, let's work on your hearing."




Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    very funny, biggrin.gif but posted recently no?

    "just because you're not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after you!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 838 ✭✭✭[IAR]Nevermind


    lol that took me awhile to get , 4 times i hat to read it . Not bad smile.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭Shagus


    I dont know if they've been posted recently.. as you can see, I get enough jokes to keep me busy .. don't need to read here, unless its a joke that's got alot of replies .. would be curious then wink.gif
    Have heard 99% of jokes out there wink.gif



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭TheWolf


    lol, in that case keep em comin shagus smile.gif

    arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 300 ✭✭Bomberman


    Hahahahaha................


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Love that one


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