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Whales can swallow a human whole?!

  • 24-05-2001 12:33pm
    #1
    Shagus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭


    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
    swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal
    their throat was very small. The little girl stated Jonah was
    swallowed by a whale.

    The teacher reiterated a whale could not swallow a human; it was
    impossible.

    The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."



Comments

  • #2
    Lucifer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Lucifer


    cheeky girl!!! biggrin.gif


  • #3
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    lol!
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
    -Nietzsche</font>


  • #4
    SHAMAN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭SHAMAN


    (Uncontrollable laughter) biggrin.gif


  • #5
    TheWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭TheWolf


    ah, the joys of youth, eh? ROFL


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