Pay Rise [Warning: Lewd! Oh deary me! ]

Schwarzfahren

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

I do physical labour
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases


Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your
shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such
as
wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management

DeadBankClerk

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Schwarzfahren:
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.</font>

i was giggling until i got to this last sentance. it wasnt funny. now im in a bad moody, becuase a good joke was wasted.