Fun at department stores...

Karl Hungus

This little number I got from hlsvlad over at the Cradle Of Filth forums...
He's been to Japan, by the way...

Anyway, here it is:

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.

5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Put M&M's on layaway.

8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G. I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

14. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

15. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restroom.

16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store

18. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

19. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"

20. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

21. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

22. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

Celt

rofl angel there good

Dont be at yourself

heheh, good stuff

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Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham! You just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
hello.

TheWolf

lol, funny stuff

Bomberman

Lol, there gona some mess in the shopping centre tommro

smoke.me.a.kipper

lol played.!

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.</font>

- this 0wnz!

azezil

LMAO they're class

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">14. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.</font>

excellent

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"just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"

Karl Hungus

14. is definetly one of my faves...

RopeDrink

Hehe - Very nice, congrats... You raised a chuckle out of me with #14 and #19

[This message has been edited by RopeDrink (edited 18-05-2001).]