BMW

Lenny

pritty bad joke, but I'll just post it up anyway's to see what you's think

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.

"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."

Dont be at yourself

what did we do to deserve that?

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Eye ham zee Walroos.
You ham zee Flyhead.

richindub2

Plonk indeed, not exactly hugely funny like

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Originally posted by Lucy_la_morte:
J'adore richindub2 mais pas le Spam.
0o

Lenny

then why did you reply rich

smoke.me.a.kipper

for the same reason i am.

azezil

oh i'm just waiting for the tumble weed to roll by!

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"just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"

Lump

DA DUM, PLONK.


John

Stephen

He/They replied just to increment their post count, due to being a pair of pathological spammers

DeadBankClerk

Kraken

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Stephen:
He/They replied just to increment their post count, due to being a pair of pathological spammers </font>

this could be true if it were not for the fact that smoke was tied down by a 600 pound woman all day she ravaged his fragile little body.