Hendrix

--Kaiser-- · 03-05-2001 12:45pm #1

Perhaps the mystical 12-click is in order?

Shiminay · 03-05-2001 1:02pm

If Hendrix behaves, there'll be no need for it.

All the best!
Dav
@B^)

So I turned around to Jack Charlton and said: "Well of course it's not a football Jack, it's an '86 Chardonay!!!"

[honey i] violated [the kids]
Tribes 2 Goodness

The Dawn of the Beefy King approaches...

smoke.me.a.kipper · 03-05-2001 3:30pm

peons make me want to explode!!!

Hendrix · 03-05-2001 3:37pm

Wow this certainly is a freedom of speech place.
Digging up old posts? I'd prefer to dig up my garden. Posts are here to be dug up unless they are closed!! YAROOO.
Actually "flaming"? I wouldn't know how to if I tried. I am saying that he is full of it I am not swearing.
If you want to get rid of me use your old 12 click trick and stop ****ing on your shoes!

As Popeye once said "Ug ug ug ug ug!"

Hendrix · 03-05-2001 3:46pm

Quote from "The rules";
Lastly - this is the most important...
Have fun!!!
I presume that having fun is the ultimate rule. By the way, I have to say that this is certainly the most fun I have had in a long time. (Yes I admit thatI am sad!)

ug ug ug ug ug ug.

Hendrix · 03-05-2001 4:03pm

Karn come on now you are making me famous, I am bashful now, I now have my own Topic all for me.
By the way Karnh are you not making a new topic and aggravating the whole Hendrix situation? By creating a whole new topic just to speak to me indeed! Or maybe you are just trying to prove your authority to yourself. Strange world huh?

<Do I make MYSELF clear>

mmm yes Chardonnay is much nicer than football!

smoke.me.a.kipper · 03-05-2001 4:12pm

gah!! Hendrix you just **** me off so much. you can't even ****ing spam right!!

Da Bounca · 03-05-2001 4:17pm

its naz!!!!

DeVore · 03-05-2001 4:27pm

Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this muppet what I purchased not 'alf an hour ago from this very board!

Oh yeah. The Norwegian Blue. What's wrong with it?

I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It's been 12-clicked, that's what's wrong with it.

No, no. It's resting. Look!

Look, my lad, I know a dead muppet when I see one and I'm looking at one right now.

No, no, it's not dead. It's resting.

Resting?

Yeah. Remarkable muppet, the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful spammage, innit?.

The spammage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

No, no. It's resting.

All right, then, if it's resting, I'll wake it up. Hello, Mippet. I've got a nice board for you to spam!!

[Hits cage] There! It moved!

No, it didn't. That was you pushing the cage.

I did not!

Yes, you did. Hello Polly! POLLY! Polly Muppet, wake up! POLLY! [Hits muppet on counter then throws it on the floor] Now, that's what I call a dead muppet!

No, no. It's stunned!

Look, my lad, I've had just about enough of this. That muppet is definitely deceased. And when I bought it not 'alf an hour ago you assured me that it's lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long spam.

It's probably pinin' for the byoards

Pinin' for the byoards? What kind of talk is that? Look, why did it fall flat on it's back the moment I got it home

The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on it's back. Beautiful muppet. Lovely spammage.

Look, I took the liberty of examining that muppet and I discovered that only reason that it had been sitting on it's perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there.

Well, of course it was nailed there. Otherwise it would 'ave muscled up to those bans and voom...

Look matey, this muppet wouldn't VOOM if I put four thousand posts through it. It's bleedin' demised.

It's not. It's... it's pinin'.

It's not pinin'. It's passed on. This muppet is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet it's maker. This is a late muppet. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies. It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-muppet!

Well, I better replace it then.

If you want to get anything done in this country you've got to complain till you're blue in the mouth.

Sorry, guv. We're right out of muppets.

I see, I see. I get the picture.

I've got a slug.

Does it spam?

Not really, no.

Well, it's scarcely a replacement then, is it?

DeVore. (with apologies to Monty Python).

Celt · 03-05-2001 4:56pm

You scare me Dev...

richindub2 · 03-05-2001 5:33pm

How long did that take you to type dev? lol

Originally posted by Lucy_la_morte:
J'adore richindub2 mais pas le Spam.
0o

DrunkLeprachaun · 03-05-2001 7:48pm

It's a classic; Monty Python's Flying Circus. Nice one Dev.

If there's one thing I hate, it's people.

Victor · 03-05-2001 8:30pm

LOL - people looking at me in Cafe.

Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.

D-Generate · 03-05-2001 9:03pm

Damn I thought it was gonna be a funny joke about Jimmy Hendrix

smoke.me.a.kipper · 03-05-2001 10:21pm

wow, i actually lol'd at that. played devore.

Shiminay · 03-05-2001 11:07pm

Consider this a warning - you will stop flaming Spiral and you will stop digging up old posts. Is that clear?

All the best!
Dav
@B^)

So I turned around to Jack Charlton and said: "Well of course it's not a football Jack, it's an '86 Chardonay!!!"

[honey i] violated [the kids]
Tribes 2 Goodness

The Dawn of the Beefy King approaches...

Shiminay · 04-05-2001 8:15am

AHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fair fluffing play Tom - That's a great way to start the morning!!!

I did warn him...

All the best!
Dav
@B^)
So I turned around to Jack Charlton and said: "Well of course it's not a football Jack, it's an '86 Chardonay!!!"
[honey i] violated [the kids]
Tribes 2 Goodness
The Dawn of the Beefy King approaches...

WhiteWashMan · 04-05-2001 8:34am

and just to be an agrivating ******, i'll take the opposite stance.....

Look at the oppresion inherint in the system....

Hendrix2! · 04-05-2001 9:42am

Hahhh, excellent. I love the smell of nae pals in the mornin'!!
Hey why are you talking about the Muppet show... wierd!
All the greats die young
keep on keeping on Smollies

smoke.me.a.kipper · 04-05-2001 9:56am

!!! gah!!

Hendrix2! · 04-05-2001 12:01pm

Ahh you'd have to be Scottish to understand it Karn!

The byoards?
They were Gyrate

<tear> do you feel the hate?? do you feel the tear paging?
Stop stopping, start hearting.
Ah this brave new world!

[This message has been edited by Hendrix2! (edited 04-05-2001).]

Bard · 04-05-2001 12:17pm

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Hendrix2!:
Hahhh, excellent. I love the smell of nae pals in the mornin'!!
</font>

I think, Dav, that this means he has no friends ("nae pals")... in which case,... fair 'nuff!

Shiminay · 04-05-2001 12:28pm

I guess I should've spotted that Niall.

Hendrix - all I ask is that you behave and we'll all get along like one big happy family and no one will get cross and DeV won't need to get his clicking finger busy.

All the best!
Dav
@B^)
So I turned around to Jack Charlton and said: "Well of course it's not a football Jack, it's an '86 Chardonay!!!"
[honey i] violated [the kids]
Tribes 2 Goodness
The Dawn of the Beefy King approaches...

DeVore · 04-05-2001 12:41pm

Too late.

I found a new toy. Its the BFG9000 of the 12-click program. It dispenses indiscriminate justice.

What I've found is a "blow this user away AND all his crappy posts".

I'm going to call it "Reason" because, ...well... everyone listens to Reason! [1]

DeV.
[1] With credit to Neil Stephenson and Snow Crash.

HendrixIII · 04-05-2001 12:52pm

Everyone has to behave Kharn.
You will never learn if you don't turn.

Bard · 04-05-2001 1:06pm

Where the hell is this guy coming on from!!??... slippery little f*cker!

Bard

"We do know it was we who scorched the sky..."

HendrixIII · 04-05-2001 1:13pm

Right and wrong

Trojan · 04-05-2001 1:39pm

Where's Mr. Padlock gone Dav?

Alo.

Hobbes · 04-05-2001 1:46pm

I see Hendrix has slow learner slapped on his forehead.

Shiminay · 04-05-2001 11:57pm

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Hendrix2!:
Hahhh, excellent. I love the smell of nae pals in the mornin'!!</font>

The smell of what???
Maybe you mean napalm???

You really are a silly little boy, aren't you?
How were the byoards?

Here's a tip - Mr DeVore up there - one of the boss men. He doesn't take to kindly to persistant muppetry. He's got no qualms in finding you, talking to your ISP dialup pool/college/school /however you're connecting and banning that IP address from these boards. This means you won't even be able to see the boards, never mind spam or flame.

I have been nice, but please don't rattle the boss' cage...

All the best!
Dav
@B^)
So I turned around to Jack Charlton and said: "Well of course it's not a football Jack, it's an '86 Chardonay!!!"
[honey i] violated [the kids]
Tribes 2 Goodness
The Dawn of the Beefy King approaches...

[This message has been edited by Kharn (edited 04-05-2001).]

Hendrix

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