Stupid Questions!

Spalk0

Got this ide from reading some in the paper before!Well do you know any stupid questions?

Have a few here


1) Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

2) Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

3) If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?

4) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

5) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

6) When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

7) When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

8) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Chalk

just get your first email did you?



ps
5 and 9 are the same

joe.

1. Yes
2. No.
3. No.
4. Neither
5. No
6. Yes
7. wtf
8. No

woosaysdan

how do you decide if your indecisive?

monkeyfudge

Chalk wrote:

5 and 9 are the same

He's clearly suffering from multiple personality disorder himself....

LegacyUser

dear oh dear

windowgazer

what does 7 mean??!!

Adam

7 is referring to the way there is a cotton ball at the top of bottles of pills or whatever when you open it, for whatever reason i dont know... there was a joke once, why do they put the cotton balls in the top of pill bottles? to remind black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers! hmmm....

petes

Cotton balls in top of pill bottles hmm..never heard of that.

windowgazer

Trigger! wrote:

7) When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

that's not a pill bottle.. now you've just confused me... tgif...

Adam

i know its not a pill botlle but if your gonna post stupid questions at least understand them yourself! thats the best explanation i could come up with and nobody else has done any better so til then good day sir!

PlasseyMinstrel

woosaysdan wrote:

how do you decide if your indecisive?

I dunno.

That was too easy. I apologise.

Aava

Why isn't boards.ie called forums.ie?

Buttmunchy

fade_to_grey wrote:

there was a joke once, why do they put the cotton balls in the top of pill bottles? to remind black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers!

That's abit harsh don't ya think? It's racist...

Adam

Buttmunchy wrote:

That's abit harsh don't ya think? It's racist...

It certainly is, and i certainly am not. I was merely supplying a kind of basis for my conclusion to the origins of question seven... No offence intended.

idontknowmyname

to the waitress: Can I have the onion rings without the onions?
Q to puzzled waitress who says I'm sorry Ma'am we cant do that ( some back water place - oh yeah Dennys I was at years ago in Oregon). She didnt get the Irish humour! :rolleyes:

Buttmunchy

Haha! Fascinating..

PlasseyMinstrel

Friends of mine have previously asked for meduim-large orange coke, and a cheeseburger without cheese. Some actually believed the latter was fundamentally different from a hamburger.

dearg_doom

"aww... no wonder this game is taking sooooo long, that guy keeps putting the coloured balls back on the table!!!"

-my five year old cousin has a moment of clarity during the snooker World Championship final that Ken won