Harley Davidson

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> > > The inventor, Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle
> > Corporation,
> > > died and went to heaven.
> > >
> > > At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good
man
> > and your
> > > motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out
> with
> > anyone
> > > you want in Heaven."
> > >
> > > Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
out
> > with
> > > God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to
> God.
> > >
> > > Arthur then said to God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
> > > God said, "Ah, yes."
> > >
> > > "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
major
> > design
> > > flaws in your invention.
> > >
> > > 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
> > > 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
> > > 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
> > > 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And finally,
> > > 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
> > >
> > > "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on"
and
> > God
> > > went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited
> for
> > the
> > > results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
> > >
> > > "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur,"
> > but
> > > according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
> yours!."

Lump

Groan.....

John

LegacyUser

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