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Skorzeny

43 Actual Newspaper Headlines

1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
6. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
7. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
8. Stud Tires Out
9. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
10. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
11. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
12. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
13. McCreevy Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
14. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe
16. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
17. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
18. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
19. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
20. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
21. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
22. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
23. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
24. War Dims Hope for Peace
25. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
26. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
27. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
28. Deer Kill 17,000
29. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
30. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
31. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
32. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
33. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
34. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
35. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
36. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
37. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
38. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
39. Steals Clock, Faces Time
40. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
41. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
42. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
43. Include your Children When Baking Cookies

davoc

rofl..
'3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted'
good un skorz

SantaHoe

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">36. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply</font>

Corny, but ROFL!

Victor

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Skorzeny:
17. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
</font>

LOL

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smoke.me.a.kipper

hehehe lmao

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oeNeo

right from now on if its a funny joke my only reply is gonna be

"ROFLMAO"

oeNeo

ok then here goes

ROFLMAO

v.good m8

DeadBankClerk

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">22. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years</font>

why is that in the list? while on death row he got a second death sentance. pfft...

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[clergy]Altar Boy
"Build a man a fire, and he'll
be warm for a day. Set a man on
fire, and he'll be warm for the
rest of his life."

Victor

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeadBankClerk:
22. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

why is that in the list? while on death row he got a second death sentance. </font>

It should have said:

"Killer Receives Death Sentence for Second Time". The way is is written suggests he died the first time. Who cares he was sentenced twice in 10 years?

OK!! ;-)

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[This message has been edited by Victor (edited 04-04-2001).]

Paladin

hehe