heeheehee

Shiminay

Just got this in an email from a mate at work...

A man decides to have a party and invites a lot of people, telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he puts "Theme Party Come as a Human Emotion"

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this
guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" The guy says, "I'm green with envy". The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink"

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped round her most intimate parts. He says to this woman "Wow, great
outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And she replies, "I'm tickled pink". The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party"

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two blokes from Jamaica, stark naked, one with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his dick stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "What the hell are you doing? You
could get arrested for standing like that out here in the street. What emotion is this supposed to be?" The first guy replies, "Well mon, I'm f**king discustad, and dis here friend of mine has come in dispair."

Badom tish!

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)

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[honey i] violated [the kids]

--Kaiser--

HEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thats good!

boddah

worthy of a BACADBAUM-TCCHHINGGGGGG!!!

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Durty auld Morris drums... they're fu*kin' great!!