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Mother Nature

  • 12-03-2001 1:28pm
    #1
    Doc
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    Two guys are out one day golfing. One slices off to the right, one hooks
    off to the left and they both go to retrieve their balls. The guy on the
    right is hacking and hacking at the ball but just can't lift it out of the
    buttercups. It has become lodged in. All of a sudden, up from the ground
    comes Mother Nature and is she mad! "What the hell are you doing to my
    beautiful buttercups?" she asks. "I'm just trying to get my golf ball out
    of them, lady", replies the golfer.
    "Well, you are really making me mad. Just look what you've done to my
    buttercups. For this I must punish you. Your punishment will be an entire
    year without butter!!" The golfer starts laughing hysterically which by now
    has just about worn out Mother Nature's patience.
    "What in the hell do you think is so funny about no butter for a year? "she
    screams at him.
    "I'm not laughing about that - I'm laughing about my friend
    over there whacking the hell out of your pussy willows!"


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