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Hello, my name is amp [warning contains spoilers]

  • 07-02-2005 5:20am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭


    That's all I know. After I woke up I found myself in a hosipital wearing nothing but strategically placed napkins, I ventured outside only to confront the very end of civilisation. Cars lying dormant on a messy crowded street. I reach into the driver side of a dead police chevy before...

    No wait, that's the end of Resident Evil.
    I warned you :D

    My names amp and I love you all. You are all special in your own special ways. Yes, even you. No I am talking directly at you. Touch the screen. Feel the love course through my body. I am a conduit from Lionel Richtea. Let us pray:

    Oh Lionel Richtea,
    Blessed art thou,
    With the hey nonny,
    And the hey nonny nay,
    Gimmick snowball posts are here to stay

    Amen

    FOR GOD SAKE PEOPLE SHAPE UP! LETS PUT THE UCKO BACK IN THE CUCKOOS NEST! YOU KNOW IT KWONS SENSE! VOTE AMP FOR WORLD DICTATOR IN 2045!

    memo to self: incorporate Richtea iconography at a more reasonable time. Oh and erase this. And that. And everything else after the word self. Except the ":". That stays. And ring that person about the thing tommorow. Do it early. And don't oversleep!

    GOD THIS THREADS EVEN MORE TEDIOUS THAN THAT OTHER ONE! MAYBE IF SANGRE CAME HERE AND DID HIS YOU'RE SO FIVE MINUTES AGO ROUTINE THEN IT WOULD CONTAIN THE NECESSARY SPICE!

    memo to self: Don't remove the above all caps stuff as it's good. (Possibly add a picture of a man really really enjoying spice too much. Investigate Dune pun but not too hard as it proably sucks as a concept.) It's got emotion, it's got passion plus it's also very macho and audience's are totally loving macho right now. Macho is big. BIG. It's basically what angst was in the 90's. Remove this bit though. This paragraph.

    mememememememmememo to self: remember the visual aid if ball is in play


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    Here's a six page debate on Blast vs DIY punk gigs

    Seeing punks get serious about "the scene" is as ucko as you can get.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    you're amp again!
    amp amp amp
    not
    pam pam pam


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    Pissed.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    richtea.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    Warning! This can happen after you up the ucko...

    alien-sweep.gif


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    koneko wrote:
    you're amp again!
    amp amp amp
    not
    pam pam pam

    *ahem*

    *cough*
    *splutter*

    Super Bon! Bon!

    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    i want to be called pam!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Issues, issues everywhere and ne're a bloody shrink!

    Cuckooooooooo

    Cuckooooooooo

    Cuck - ooooooooo


    :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    mmmkay, wine is bad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i dont know where were going..but i think its bad place.. :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Steven


    I know you're probably after spending a bit too much time on arrakis (you're right, it does suck as a concept) but maybe you should remove the now inappropriate words "heartless bitch" from beneath your username. Just a suggestion, don't ban me ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭edibility


    i am the crotch hog, and all hog crotch me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    edibility wrote:
    i am the crotch hog, and all hog crotch me.
    i see where your coming from.
    its deep.
    im impressed, write me a 1600 word dissertation on the same subject and ill publish it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    *kills the crotch hog*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Quit hogging my crotch, let everyone else have a go.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,920 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    anyone ever tried a mint julep?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Excellent, this thread is performing excellently...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Row, row, row the boat....gently up the stream....

    Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, this valium works a dream.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,763 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    amp wrote:
    mememememememmememo to self: remember the visual aid if ball is in play
    *hands amp a second visual aid*

    HAHAHAHAH, Amps got aids!!!!!




    *gives amp two more visual aids*

    OMG! I just gave Amp aids!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    OH noEs amp has teh aaaiiiids..:(

    On a seperate note my underpands have started to form opinions on the way i live my life...anyone have any suggestions on how i could stop this little revolution before its spreads to my pockets and eventually my whole pants :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Frankly i believe that in general, underpants will always make better desicions for us. Just let it happen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    sanncoo wrote:
    Row, row, row the boat....gently up the stream....

    Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, this valium works a dream.....
    hahaha classic... can i put this is my sig?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    a random penis just poked me in the eye!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    WohOoOoO Zombie fever :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    its in your head!
    (sorry my band does a cover of that and people keep saying that to annoy me but all they've done is make me say it!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    As it turned out, I didn't have the aids. Chad ghostal however...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    ..is a fine, strapping young lad, who needs no introduction and who does not have teh aiidss


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