SysOp diaries

yossarin

SysOp diaries:

http://bofh.ntk.net/*******.html

very good for anyone who has ever worked Tech Support
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Anto and Micko are walking home after a night on the ****. They've got no
money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find
themselves outside the bus depot. Anto has a brainwave and says to Micko
"Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I'll stay out here
and look out for the police".
Micko duly breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Anto
is wondering what the hell he's doing. Eventually Anto sticks his head
around the door and sees Micko running from bus to bus to bus looking very
worried. "What the bleedin' hell are you doing Micko, get a move on!" to
which Micko replies "I can't find a number 25A anywhere Anto" whereupon
Anto, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts "You ****ing idiot
Micko, steal a number 66A and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the
rest of the way"

yossarin

NUTS, i forgot about the checker thing...

http://bofh.ntk.net/B*stard.html

Shiminay

Yup! The b@stard is very funny stuff - it's continued on the Register (www.theregister.co.uk) and still gets updated maybe every couple of weeks.

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)

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