A Prayer at Bedtime

Keeks

This is offensive to anybody of the christian faith so sorry for that but tough, really.

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
In the name of the bitter, the lager, and the pale ale. Barmen

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Grandpa " It's evil, I tell ya! EEEEeeevil!"
Marge " Grandpa, you said that about all the presents."
Grandpa " I just want attention."

strat

funny buy not very tasteful

bad form

Canaboid

S'alright. God will punish him.

neuro-praxis

How utterly and truly controversial. I give you 10 out of 10 for getting up my nose. I am thoroughly angry, and am on my way over to your house as you read to give you a jolly good talking-to. That should take you down a peg or two, as my old friend Enid Blyton would say.

As we are all aware, God has no sense of humour. In some churches, they have banned laughing because it is frivolous, and I fully endorse this. It can only lead to dancing and ultimately, fornication.

I am sure He is rolling in his grave to hear such blasphemy.

(rolling in His grave...heh...I kill me )

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Do your limbs ever get tingly, eh? eh?

Baz_

Yes I agree totally with neuro, no more of the linking religion or faith with humour it's just not natural. in fact laughter is as evil as evil comes.

And just remember He's watching you all, no laughing in secret.

neuro-praxis

Right on, my solemn chum.