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  • 21-06-2000 3:24pm
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    WhiteWashMan
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    >
    > > Make sure you read through to the end ...
    > >
    > > 50 degrees-New Yorkers turn on the heat.
    > > People in Ireland plant gardens.
    > >
    > > 40 degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    > > People in Ireland sunbathe.
    > >
    > > 35 degrees-Italian cars won't start.
    > > People in Ireland drive with the windows down.
    > >
    > > 20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
    > > People in Ireland throw on a T-shirt.
    > >
    > > 15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state.
    > > People in Ireland go swimming.
    > >
    > > Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
    > > People in Ireland have the last bbq before it gets cold.
    > >
    > > 10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist.
    > > People in Ireland lick flagpoles.
    > >
    > > 20 degrees below zero-Californians fly away to Mexico.
    > > People in Ireland throw on a light jacket.
    > >
    > > 80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
    > > Irish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
    > > enough.
    > >
    > > 100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    > > People in Ireland pull down their ear flaps.
    > >
    > > 173 degrees below zero-Ethyl alcohol freezes.
    > > People in Ireland get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs of
    >Beer.
    > >
    > > 297 degrees below zero-Microbial life starts to disappear.
    > > Irish sheep complain of farmers with cold hands.
    > >
    > > 460 degrees below zero-ALL atomic motion stops.
    > > People in Ireland start saying "chilly, isn't it boy?"
    > >
    > > 500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over.
    > > England win Euro 2000.


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