please read these lyrics/ i need a band

cliffmystar4000

z

funk-you

very "house of pain"

eoinf

also like destinys child, bryan adams and so on

ohh what a shame,
you must be insane

cjs19

Quote:Looking to form or join a band,non-drinker,i don't play any instrument , creed, bon jovi, greenday, avril lavigne, linkin park, limp bizkit, nickelback, and rap like em, dre, 50, whole shady/aftermath setup, dmx, 2pac, nas, jayz, luda, RAP LYRICS I WROTE ABOUT A POOL TOURNAMENT I PLAYED IN .

Man are you for real?
Lame, lame, lame.

vladimirpete

I've heard worse. mostly on the radio.

garthv

.....

joejoem

game lame fame sane cain brain tame McBain elaine stain crane mark twain blame cane rain pain insane train. Good lyrics man.

Keyzer

Hahahahaha, what a load of crap....

im insane and i have no brain, i walk with a cane and my name is zane...
yo, yo, yo, yo mofvcker.....


hahahaha....

Doctor J

I wrote some lyrics too

Got a ham sandwich, gonna eat it, beat some eggs, won't be defeated, cos I need it, got a cat I feed it, can you feel it, the heat on the street, when I is rockin to the beat, with my feet, it's real neat, birds go tweet, life is sweet, like a cake, which I make, yeah I bake, give it a shake, are those tits fake, look like a rake with two doughnuts, then I go nuts, keepin it real for me brothers in lockdown in the 'Joy, thinkin of yis 24/7 ah yeah!

Keyzer

Doctor J wrote:

I wrote some lyrics too

Got a ham sandwich, gonna eat it, beat some eggs, won't be defeated, cos I need it, got a cat I feed it, can you feel it, the heat on the street, when I is rockin to the beat, with my feet, it's real neat, birds go tweet, life is sweet, like a cake, which I make, yeah I bake, give it a shake, are those tits fake, look like a rake with two doughnuts, then I go nuts, keepin it real for me brothers in lockdown in the 'Joy, thinkin of yis 24/7 ah yeah!

Man you just made my frickin day, im a laughing my arse off, in a stand off, with my clothes off, now im gonna get lost...

hahahahaha.....

eoinf

that song is so beautiful i think im gonna cry

Doctor J

Yo second verse, givin a shout out to my main homie Keyzer, does he like Weezer, bacardi breezer, in the freezer, on my knees or standing please, paying college fees, baby love by the three degrees, lost my keys, gotta sneeze Achoo! Gotta poo, things to do, stuck on like glue, by my shoe, from me to you, Shylock was a jew, after one comes two, you better recognise

D!ve^Bomb!

man, if you want to sing rock/punk songs then why the fúck do you post up some rapo lyrics?

Nidge

My opinion? They are the worst lyrics i have ever seen, even by rap standards. I remember when i was younger writing out sentences such as the fox jumped over the box, the whole enormous first verse and second bit are all rhymeing with ae. Then you are forcing them to rhyme soooo much with the same assonance that.....they don't:

IT IS MORE THAN A PHASE, SEE, I'M THE ACE

In fact there are quite a few better examples of bad rhyming. Just in general for god sake, name claim explain remain insane in the membrane aim blame came dame fame game jame..s lame main inane pain rain in spain stays mainly on the plane.....

Did you genuinely think they were good? I'm sure you didn't even have to use the dictionary. Shakespeare has nothing to worry about, but i'm sure he has turned in his grave multiple times.

Doctor J

Hey I hope you're not referring to me

Nidge

haha :rolleyes:

Waltons

Doctor J, I love you!
And here's a random message

Doctor J

Respek to Pimp W, can you feel the love?

Cousin it

Jesus! ow! that hurt! oh man i cringed so much there it actually hurt! ow! :eek:

Mr. CooL ICE

cliffmystar4000 wrote:

i'm deadly serious about a record deal

What? Judging by the lack of a reply, you got a bit of a wake up call

Matthewthebig

oh dear lord its 4 years ago. rap metal is still in fashion and Michael Jackson was still thought to be a harmless freak!

Nidge

good stuff foal team, haha he erased his original post

NotMe

Doctor J ..... fo' schizzle....

D!ve^Bomb!

the kid's probably gonna kill himself now.. ah well

Nidge

hopefully he will be reincarnated as a literary genius, who can tell a hawk from a handsaw.