Trow a bih a turf on de fire dayr

Bard

The "Cavan Computer Manual" is an exhaustive guide which describes how the information revolution has effected Cavan.

>LOG ON: Trowin' a bih a turf on de fire.
>LOG OFF: Dere's too much haet comin from de fire.
>MONITOR: Keepin' an eye on de fire.
>DOWNLOAD: Gehhin' de turf ou'ha de trailer.
>MEGA HERTZ: Whin yer noh careful gettin de turf.
>FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha geh from tryin ta carry too much turf.
>HARD DRIVE: Drivin home wi' de turf in d'winter.
>PROMPT: What de postman isn't in d'winter.
>CHIP: Tayho's for d'telly.
>MICROCHIP: What's in de bohhom of de tayho bag.
>MODEM: Whah ya did to de silage fields.
>KEYBOARD: Where ya hang de keys ah da Massey Ferguson.
>SOFTWARE: d'anorak.
>HARDWARE: d'Duffle Coat.
>MAINFRAME: Holds up de hay barn roof.
>PORT: Fancy wiane.
>ENTER: Yuppie talk for "C'mon in".
>MOUSE PAD: Yuppie talk for de rah hole.
>ROUTER: Whah' you do hope to be doin' afder de dishco of a Saherday nigh'

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Lump

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bard:
The "Cavan Computer Manual" is an exhaustive guide which describes how the information revolution has effected Cavan.

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>ROUTER: Whah' you do hope to be doin' afder de dishco of a Saherday nigh'

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I love it

John

neuro-praxis

Lol

Years ago, when I went to summercamp, there was always a bunch of kids from Cavan...late at night in the dorms you could hear the lads shouting to their suave compadre Gordon(small, red cheeks, pointy ears), to get his attention....

"Garden! Garden! Are ya 'wake?"

We used to joke in our bunks about how it would be funny if his surname was "Shed" or "Hose" or, our fave, "Gnome".

They were real nice kids though...I remember there was one guy who could fart on demand. Can anyone else do that?! I didn't even know it was possible. I mean, burping is one thing - I could burp on demand anytime, anyplace...but farting?? Like, how?!

Victor

Phew!!! For 2 - 3 days I was worried we had a lady on the board....

/me gonna burn in hell for that one

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[Nsk]Victor
[NSK]MAC10ASSASSIN
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

elexes

lady on the boards na never gona happen

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what type of world will we live in when there is no world ?

elexes

hmmm actually now that i think of it there was one a long time ago and she had her own board ...... it was well liked mainly cause the lads wanted her but someone got her befour the rest did now what was her name ................

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what type of world will we live in when there is no world ?

Mills

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Years ago, when I went to summercamp, there was always a bunch of kids from Cavan...late at night in the dorms you could hear the lads shouting to their suave compadre Gordon(small, red cheeks, pointy ears), to get his attention....</font>

That sounds uncannily like one I went to a few years ago It wasn't in Lucan was it? Because there were a bunch of cavan lads at it, and one of them was called Gordon

neuro-praxis

Oh my goodness, yes it was! Weird! Who are you???

neuro-praxis

Richard Mills! Is that you???? This is incredibly weird - I never thought one of the Lucan camp people would turn into a Quakehead! (or at least visit these boards)

Do you remember me? I hate to print my name but...Claire?

[This message has been edited by neuro-praxis (edited 14-01-2001).]

richindub2

Lol, its like a lucan camp reunion

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UP DA DUBS!!

Victor

Now all they need is some AWP hoors! :-)

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[Nsk]Victor
[NSK]MAC10ASSASSIN

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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

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I know things about pigeons, Lily

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black_wizardd

excllent stuff bard......

Mills

LOL, I forgot about this thread, sorry, but yes neuro, I am Richard Mills! And I'm equally surprised that you come here