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I miss christmas already :(

  • 02-02-2005 7:02pm
    #1
    AlienGav
    Closed Accounts Posts: 520 ✭✭✭


    He laid her on the table.
    So white clean and bare.
    His forehead wet with beads of sweat.
    He rubbed her here and there.
    He touched her neck and then her breast.
    And then drooling felt her thigh.
    The slit was wet and all was set,
    He gave a joyous cry.
    The hole was wide . . . he looked inside.
    All was dark and murky.
    He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms . . .

    And then he stuffed the turkey. :D


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  • #2
    MojoMaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,939 ✭✭✭MojoMaker


    Lol, I knew that was coming but I laughed anyway. :D


  • #3
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    The creative writing forum is generally for original works... You'll be wanting the Humour forum.


  • #4
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    ya well, I will allow it since it made me smile
    I also knew it was coimng but chuckled anyway ;)
    just make sure to put who the original author is on pieces that are not yours.


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