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Microsoft joke

  • 08-01-2001 3:28pm
    #1
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

    When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

    He now works for Microsoft writing error messages


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭neuro-praxis


    any person who laughs at that joke may officially crown themselves a nerd of the highest degree. (smothers a chuckle)

    Do your limbs ever get tingly, eh? eh?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    oh well would you be considred to be an even bigger nerd for replying to the topic then ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26 DOB


    nerds!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭neuro-praxis


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by OJ:
    oh well would you be considred to be an even bigger nerd for replying to the topic then ?</font>

    look, OJ, i was admitting openly once and for all that i am a nerd (a form of "coming out" if you will) - i wasn't slagging you off, you silly chap! (insert camp laughter here.) surely it was obvious when i smothered that chuckle....

    smile.gif



  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    oops
    sorry misread your post
    hehe
    thought you said smothered or chuckles
    hehe sorry frown.gif


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭neuro-praxis


    forgiven smile.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,425 ✭✭✭Fidelis


    Fúck sake, get a room you two rolleyes.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭neuro-praxis


    Has anyone on the boards guessed that I'm female yet?? (not kidding) smile.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,307 ✭✭✭richindub2


    Shh....you'll scare em tongue.gif

    UP DA DUBS!! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    uglycatisgod.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    The joke was shíte, but Castor, I fúcking love the pic, Im in the horrors..... smile.gif


    John


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