One bad and one moderatly funny Christmas Joke...

Lucutus · 22-12-2000 11:06am #1

1. Rain or Snow?

One day, a Russian couple are walking down the street, trying to find some
bread to go with their cabbage soup, when the husband says, "Did you just
feel rain?" "No, I thought it felt more like snow", replied his wife. And,
as these things go in married life, it developed into an argument. Just then
a friend who is a communist party official walked by.

"Lets ask Rudolph if it is officially raining or snowing today," suggested
the wife. So they asked him. "Today it is officially raining", said Rudolph,
and walked away.

"I thought it was snow," moaned the wife. To which the husband replied,
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear!".
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2. Daughter is Sick

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says,
"Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"

The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings,
she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."

The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says,
"Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant - about
4 months, would be my guess."

The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone
with a man! Have you, Darla?" Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five
minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"

The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything
like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over
the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!"