Dirty Father John

Doc · 12-12-2000 2:54pm #1

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young
nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels
just the way the old nun had instructed.
Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Fr.
John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her
to do, and pray.
The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the
Saturday nightbath had gone.
"Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved."
"Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?" asked the
old nun.
"Well, when Fr. John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to
wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand
down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key
to Heaven."
"Did he now?" said the old nun evenly.
Sister Magdalene continued, "And Fr. John said that if the Key
to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened
to me and I would be assured of salvation and eternal peace.
And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock."
"Is that a fact?" said the old nun even more evenly.
"At first it hurt terribly, but Fr. John said the pathway to
salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would
soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good
being saved."
"That wicked old Devil!" said the old nun. "He told me it was
Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!"