Blow me down

Lord Khan

This boy just takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a *******?"
"What? You're crazy???!!!"
"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
"No!! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..."
"At this time of the night no one will show up.."
"I've already said NO, and NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small blowie... I know you like it too.."
"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"
"My love.. don't be like that.."
At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in nightgown with hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes and says. "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a ******* himself, but for God's sake to tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"

Blitzkrieger

Where's Kharn with his LOL Good 'un TM

Lord Khan

hez probably gonna put a big censored sticker over it :-) j/k kharn j/k

no kharn no .... NO NOT YOUR ROD

Shiminay

heeheehee - we had it a cople months back

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All the best,

Lord Khan

a repost eah! dang it oh well

while we are at Can I point out how ****ing nasty people can be about a repost of somethinthat was posted over a year ago.... don't they relise that a lot of people joined rescently and haven't read back over the entire list just to make sure they don't post any joke that is already on the boards ... my excuse is that I wasn't paying attention :-)

Hobbes

I believe LK's moan about people complaining about reposting is in fact a repost. :P