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attention you doubters!!

  • 01-02-2005 2:25pm
    #1
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭


    I did not provoke the fight.

    A) He was ginger.
    B) He called David gay (I'm pretty sure David likes women).
    C) He gave me the evil eyeball.
    D) I offered him a beer and he said "no thanks".

    Surely that warrants a good beat down. Also, he was bigger than me so I wasn't trying to bully him. Nope. :mad:

    He hit Deccy with a garden hoe. How can you guys think I provoked this fight? Ask smoke.me.a.kipper. He was there, he ran down the road with a garden hoe after nobody because he was drunk and didn't know what was going on.

    Deccy, tell these doubters. They make me mad :mad:


Comments

  • #2
    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Yes.


  • #3
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Items of relevance

    Teh hoe.
    6047674.jpg

    Teh ginger hair.
    Jenny.jpg

    Teh alcohol.
    t_img-beer.jpg


  • #4
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Dr. Loon wrote:
    Yes.

    Who are you? Reveal yourself infidel!


  • #5
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Was it a talking hoe?


  • #6
    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    dlofnep wrote:
    Who are you? Reveal yourself infidel!

    Vlaka vlakum de vlook doun, vlada doosh voosh. Vaka de ptanmap.


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  • #7
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    should have chased him with a gangsta' hoe! Those crack whores would have given him a real beatdown!!


  • #8
    koneko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    cuckoo's nest is not for serious discussion. consider yourself warned dlofnep.
    ++crazy on this thread STAT


  • #9
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    koneko wrote:
    cuckoo's nest is not for serious discussion. consider yourself warned dlofnep.
    ++crazy on this thread STAT

    Man.. I spell my name backwards. How more silly does it get?

    Besides, my previous thread was moved to the cuckoo's nest. I didn't want it here.

    So in answer to your question. Shut up you power whore. My threads are brilliant. Stop being mod crazy. You'll fall in love with my brilliance one day.


  • #10
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Get oFfa my lawN! :mad:
    organslut.jpg


  • #11
    ARGINITE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,719 ✭✭✭ARGINITE


    After many hours of collecting data and relevent stuff, I have managed to piece together an reinactment of what happened that night.
    act.jpg


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  • #12
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    haha thats better than crimeline


  • #13
    ARGINITE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,719 ✭✭✭ARGINITE


    The text didnt come out very well but thats paint for you:)
    Im back.


  • #14
    koneko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    arginite learned the error of his ways and is a good boy
    unlike some other people
    *glares at dlofnep*

    Good pic! :)


  • #15
    Stalfos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Stalfos


    i say we get mattlock, he'll know what to do


  • #16
    koneko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    if someone could make a clone of mattlock and columbo, smooshed together, what would he be like? super-super-detective guy
    man, that'd kick ass


  • #17
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Inspector Coolock? or Doctor Mattumbo (also cures heartbreak, genital warts and wistfulness).


  • #18
    ARGINITE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,719 ✭✭✭ARGINITE


    And here is the man(s) himself

    clone.jpg

    Its amazing what ms paint and a few free hours between lectures can do!


  • #19
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    LOL! :D

    Wayyyyyyyyyyy to much free time....I love it!!!!


  • #20
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Holy Crap Matlock is real! i thought the Simpsons made him up!


  • #21
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    the hoe was called deirdre.


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  • #22
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What the hell is going on?

    And WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?


  • #23
    *adele*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    it was deirdre?how is she?


  • #24
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    i left her at home. she was good for the 2 nights i was actually with her. very woody. *fwap*


  • #25
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    wall went crash bang wallop so the story goes


  • #26
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    is this hoe a ho?


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