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Nice one.

  • 03-12-2000 12:48am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23


    A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see Leeds playing Barnet. But when he gets to the ground he has trouble finding a seat because pieces of him are peeling and flaking off,
    and he's very concerned about grossing out the other fans.

    So he wanders around looking for a seat where his grotesque appearance won't disturb anyone else. Finally he finds an open seat where he might be able to watch the game. He asks the man in the adjoining seat if it would be okay to sit there.

    The man answers, "Yeah. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game."
    The leper sits down and adds, "As you can see, I have leprosy.
    If it disturbs you, I will move."
    "It doesn't bother me. Just shut up, and watch the game."

    A while later, just as rio ferdinand gets sent off, the man suddenly vomits.
    Frothy beer, hot dogs, and peanuts are splattered everywhere.

    Seeing this, the leper gets up and says, "Thank you for allowing me to sit next to you,but I can see that my appearance has caused you to get sick. I will find another place to sit."

    "It's NOT you. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game!"

    So the leper sits back down. But during the remainder of the game, the man begins to vomit again. This time it is projectile vomitus. A powerful blast of beer and pretzels shoots out from the man's mouth and nose until is stomach is completely emptied.

    Seeing this, the leper gets up and says, "Thank you for allowing me to sit next to you, but I can see that my appearance has caused you to get sick. I will find another place to sit."

    "Really, it's NOT you. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game!"

    So the leper sits back down. But during the last ten minutes of the game, the man begins to vomit again. This time it is the dry heaves. The leper feels absolutely awful
    at the sight of this man suffering. And once again, the leper offers to leave.

    But the man insists, "Listen...for the last time, IT'S NOT YOU!"

    So the leper asks, "Well if it's not me that's making you so sick, then.... what is
    it?"

    "It's that guy behind you...

    He keeps dipping his nachos in your back!"


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭davoc


    lol
    thats sick man,


    "you made it come out through my nose"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Zaphod Beeblebrox


    LOL but I wont ever be able to eat nachos again :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eek.gif Gawd that's horrible *shudder*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Thats sick, Good work.


    John


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