The Blonde Nun

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The Blonde Nun



One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God

appeared before her. God said: "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly.

Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures

and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others.

I have come to you, not only to thank and commend

you, but to grant you anything you wish" .

"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy. I am a bride of

Christ. I am doing what I love. I lack for nothing material

since the Church supports me.

I am content in all ways," said the nun.

"There must be something you would have of me," said God.

"Well there is one thing" she said.

"Just name it," said God.

"It's those blond jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes

everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blond jokes to stop."

"Consider it done," said God. "Blond jokes shall be stricken

from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely isn't there

something that I could do just for you," asked God.

"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the nun.

"Name it, please," said God.

"It's the M&M's," said the nun. "They're so hard to peel."

Lump

HE HE, I like it.


John

Kastro

well done that was a laugh

take it easy

Kastro.

outaline

HEY, I'm a blonde nun

only jokin'