Blonde jokes

havok*

Yas have prolly heard eneough of these, but i thought they where pretty funny. The last 1's utter genius.

>>She was soooo blonde...........
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>>-She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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>>-She thought a quarterback was a refund.
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>>-She tripped over the cordless phone.
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>>-She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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>>-She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
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>>-She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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>>-At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote
>>Sagittarius
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>>-If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
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>>-When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
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>>-She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she
>> could use it at night.
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>>-When she saw the sign in front of the YMCA, she said, "Look! They
>> spelled Macy's wrong!".
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>>-She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said
>> "Concentrate".
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>>-Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to re-train.
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>>-What do you call 9 blondes in a circle? A dope ring.
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>>-Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't figure out how
>> to fit the bottle in the typewriter.
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>>-What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.
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>>-Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? "Toe goes in first".
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>>-And the best one for last..........................
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>>-What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? "OH
>> LOOK!!! Donut seeds.
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Lump

HE HE, Hmmmmmm I like the last one and the one about the staring at the orange juice, I can just picture some blonde looking in the fridge for an hour or so.


John