Q. ) Whats brown and sticky?

noog

A. ) A Stick...


Well, thats my contribution for the humour board... enjoy

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He's not just a noodle.... this noodle is SUPER

[SN]JAG

whats pink and fluffy
pink Fluff

whats blue and fluffy
pink fluff holding its breath

whats green and fluffy
sick pink fluff

whats grey and fluffy
pink fluff in the dark

whats black and fluffy
dead pink fluff

Lump

What looks like a lemon, smells like a lemon, and tastes like a lemon..........................


Why Its A Lemon.


SOrry had to add to the shíte.


John

[SN]JAG

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

it was tied to the first monkey

why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

it thought it was a game

why did the tree fall over?

it thought it was a monkey

Bard

So it's let out the sh|te jokes day, eh?

why did the monkey fall off the swing?

it had no arms.

(I know... I know...)

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Bard
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-me-

plastic membrane

Whats pink and fluffy ?

Pink Fluff

Whats yellow and fluffy ?
Yellow Fluff.

Whats blue and fluffy ?
Pink fluff holding its breath.

Whats blue and goes bouncy, bouncy ?
A blue bouncy, bouncy.

Dedicated to Soky and his posse of homies.
Don't blame me....

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Im going to the bear fights tomorrow, want to come with ??

Shiminay

I've got a big blue bucket!!!

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)
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Cake Fiend

What's green, blue, yellow, green, blue, yellow, green, blue, yellow?

The pills Dav's going to have to take after his nervous breakdown from reading this $hite all day...

Cake Fiend

Also:

*HAWW HAWW

YEAH

HAWW HAWW*

Shiminay

Gwah! Gwah!
Garraaggghhh....

HAW HAW, YEAH! HAW HAW!

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)
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