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Best reasons for not going to work

  • 08-09-2000 12:25am
    #1
    Stephen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭


    Another one that came via email...

    > "If it is all the same to you I won't be coming to work. The voices
    > told me to clean all the guns today".
    >
    > "I prefer to remain an enigma".
    >
    > "My stigma's acting up".
    >
    > "Constipation has made me a walking timebomb"
    >
    > "The dog eat my car keys - we're going to hitchhike to the vet".
    >
    > "When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my
    > prozac. I can't get off the toilet but I feel really good about it".


Comments

  • #2
    richindub2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,307 ✭✭✭richindub2


    Lol, biggrin.gif,i especially like the one:

    Originally posted by Stephen:
    > "If it is all the same to you I won't be coming to work. The voices
    > told me to clean all the guns today".
    >
    >

    biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif




  • #3
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    HE HE, I cant get off the toilet but Im really enjoying It. LOL.

    John


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