A Clean One:)

Pretence

A teacher asks her class, "If there
are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of
them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they
all fly away with the first gun shot."

The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I
like your thinking,"

Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU.
There are three women sitting on a bench having ice
cream: One is delicately licking the
sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is
gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third
is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose
the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"

To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is
the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.

Keeks

Nice one ;-)

LegacyUser

Heard that one before, still great.
Where exactly did you hear it from ?

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It's about a society in freefall....

Pretence

Originally posted by Phoenix*:
Where exactly did you hear it from ?

Well I heard it myself a few times before but one of my friends e-mailed it to me yesterday and I said I'd throw it on the Board.

Why u ask?

LegacyUser

I only ask because my History loves telling everyone in the school the same joke. That's all

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It's about a society in freefall....

Pretence

Originally posted by Phoenix*:
I only ask because my History

Your History

Teacher??

Just saw the word "school" in the sentence......... so obviously your teacher.

So your comparing me to your teacher are ya.......????


[This message has been edited by Pretence (edited 18-08-2000).]

Lump

HE HE, I like how you think

john

tobi

Thats a cracker

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I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, its just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?