well there was this bloke... and he saw this pumpkin... and...

Bard

> This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was
> "Best Comeback Line Ever."
>
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old
> white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38
> p.m. on Friday.
>
> Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public
> indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse
> on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin
> patch he decided to stop.
>
> "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no
> one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he
> stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled
> over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was
> appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to
> satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you
> know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
>
> In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett
> County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until
> officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
>
> "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.
> "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this
> pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she
> approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but
> do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?'
>
> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then
> looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it
> midnight already?"

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