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Pet shop perversions

  • 26-07-2000 12:38pm
    #1
    BossArky
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    > Two Kerry men walk into a pet shop.
    > Right away they go over to the birdsection.
    > Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem!"
    > The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.
    > "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage dere,"says Gerry, "Put
    > dem in a peeper bag."
    > The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.
    > They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the hills and
    > stop at the top of a
    > cliff with a 500-foot drop.
    > "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry.
    > "Oh, yeh, dis looks good,"replies Paddy.
    > They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss.
    > "I guess I git to go first, eh Paddy?" says Gerry.
    > He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and
    > jumps off the cliff.
    > Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a
    > few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'.
    > As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says,
    > "Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me"
    >
    > ======= PART TWO =======
    >
    > A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he,
    > walks up carrying the familiar peeper bag.
    > He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other
    > hand, Seamus is carrying a gun.
    > "Hi, Paddy. Watch this," Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of
    > the cliff.
    > Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's
    > head
    > off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is a SPLAT!, as he joins
    > Gerry's remains at the bottom. Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim
    > never troyin' dat parrotshooting nider"
    >
    > ======- PART THREE =======
    >
    > A few minutes after Seamus splats himself Sean strolls up.
    > He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar
    > 'peeper bag'. Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and
    > launches himself off the
    > cliff with the usual result.
    > Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fock me Sean, first der was Gerry
    > with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrot shooting and now you... fockin'
    > hen gliding".


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