Read it it you want...(I laughed)

SickBoy · 13-07-2000 3:39pm #1

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean,two prawns were
swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called
Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
patrolled the area. Finally, one day during a tropical storm, Justin said
to
Christian *I"m bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a
shark
- then I wouldn"t have any worries about being eaten...-
As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, aflash of lightning

hit the water and, lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified,

Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself becoming

bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply
swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn"t realize
that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
During the next tropical storm, Justin figured that the same lightning
force
could change him back into a prawn. Lightning never strikes twice except
in
stories like these, but while he was thinking of being a prawn again, a
flash of lightning struck the water next to Justin and, lo and behold, he

turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes,
Justin
swam back to his friends and bought them all a ****tail.
(The punch line does not involve a prawn ****tail - it"s much worse).
Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal.
*Where"s Christian?- he asked.
He"s at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy
and
became a shark- came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end
the
mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian"s house. As he opened
the
coral gate, the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and
shouted, It"s me, Justin, your old friend. Come out and see me again-.
Christian replied, *No way, man. You"ll eat me.
You"re a shark, the enemy. I will not be tricked-.
Justin cried back *No I"m not. That was the old me.

I"ve changed.......

I"m a prawn again Christian!!!