I like it!

Pretence

A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his
mother asked if he had done his chores."Not yet," said the little
boy.His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does
his chores. Well, he's a little ****ed, so he goes to feed the
chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he
kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes
back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any
milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon,
either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk
this morning."

Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks
the cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at
his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or
should I?"

Pretence

Someday Trojan someday........ it'll all make sense

Trojan

Oooh, tell me now! Tell me now!!

Pretence

Lets just say the Father won't be dipping in to the Furry Cup as a result of his kicking....

Get it........

Cat == PU55Y

You'd think you'd get it seeing as your named after a condom and all...

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Trojan

Originally posted by Pretence:
Get it........

Nope ... what furry cup? What do you mean?

Trojan

Hey wait a minute - I'm named after a condom?? No wonder those girls kept laughing at me!

Blitzkrieger

Jaysus! He kicked the cat so he won't be getting any pu55y

Coyote

You sick person makeing jokes aobut people eating cats, that is jsut sick and next it will be aobut people eating dogs,
/me rings the ISPCA

Mark_The_Whale

Blergh.

Well what did you expect? Stock options?

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Lenny

lol thats a good joke
hehe
but i didn't get it until you explainied it to trojan either hehe

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in the end.. I'm the last one standing.

Trojan

I don't get it... :-?

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Shiminay

When you're old enough, you will

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SheroN

I just read that joke dayer, and to be honest...i have no idea how anyone could not get it...it's as obvious as a kick in the bollo(ks..and for the sake of humanity i hope trojan and OJ were taking the **** about not getting it. Either that or they're 7. But I know trojan isn't 7.......................so god help humanity.

Mark_The_Whale

I apologise in advance for this reply to SheroN's message:

Sorry, there's nothing I can do.


(I can't help it - it's a compulsion!)


(As is quoting TV shows!)