Crap joke

Draco

A young courting couple are out for a
romantic walk along a leafy country lane. They walk hand
in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's lustful desire
rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when the young woman says, "I
hope you don't mind but I really do need to have a ****?".

Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go
behind a hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears
behind the hedge. As he waits, he can hear
the sound of tight white panties sliding
down voluptuous legs and he imagines what
loveliness is being exposed. unable to contain his animal thoughts a
moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and
touches her smooth, bare leg. He gently
brings his hand further up to her thigh until suddenly, and with great
astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging
between her legs.

He Gasps in horror, "My God Mary have you changed your sex!?".
No! she exclaimed, I changed my mind, im having a **** instead!!

Lump

LOL.....


/me is into crap jokes.

John

SantaHoe

LOL, good 'un
(damn censor)