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a few jokes

johnscone · 2005-01-14 14:49:23

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot whats a hindu? lays eggs what was the last thing jesus said to john when he was on the cross? don't touch my easter egg i'll be back on sunday. what do u call a gay dinosaur? megasoreass what do u call lesbian dinosaur? lickalotapuss what do u call a Paedophile dinosaur?…

14-01-2005 2:49pm

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johnscone

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot

whats a hindu?
lays eggs

what was the last thing jesus said to john when he was on the cross?
don't touch my easter egg i'll be back on sunday.

what do u call a gay dinosaur?
megasoreass

what do u call lesbian dinosaur?
lickalotapuss

what do u call a Paedophile dinosaur?
Barney

Peter Kay quotes:
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
give the wrong answers."

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then
I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

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#2 14-01-2005 5:44pm

*adele*

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he he he

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#3 14-01-2005 5:48pm

Shrimp

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what age are you john?

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