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Lucutus · 2000-06-16 09:24:00

A man had tickets to the World Cup Final right at the centre-line. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says. The seat is empty. "This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup and not use it?" He says,…

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A man had tickets to the World Cup Final right at
the centre-line. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if
anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says. The seat is empty.
"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their
right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup and not
use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me.
I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is
the first World Cup we haven't been to together since we got married
in
1967." Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
couldn't you find someone, a friend or relative, or even a
neighbor, to take the seat?" The man shakes his head.
"No," he said. "They're all at the funeral."
Lucutus of Borg

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#2 16-06-2000 10:09pm

SantaHoe

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LOL

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#3 17-06-2000 12:56am

Dazzer

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Bleh that was taken from the leaving cert English exam this year

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#4 18-06-2000 7:21am

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LOL OMG thats a good one

John

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