Randy, the rooster.

Lucutus

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he
wants to raise chicks. So he goes down the road to
the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he
would sell.

The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got
this great rooster, named Randy. He'll service every
chicken you got, no problem."

Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the
farmer decides he'd be worth it and buys the bird.
The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the
barnyard. Before he lets him go, he decides to give
the rooster a little pep talk.

"Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a
lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot
of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good
job. So take your time and have some fun," the farmer
said with a chuckle.

Randy actually seemed to understand! The farmer
pointed toward the hen house and Randy took off like a
shot. - WHAM! Randy nails every hen in the hen house
three or four times, and the farmer is delighted. As
he goes about his work, the farmer notices a commotion
in the duck pen? sure enough, Randy is in there.

Later, the farmer sees Randy after a flock of geese,
down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! Randy gets all
the geese.

By sunset the farmer spots Randy out in the fields
chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer's starting to
worry that his expensive rooster won't even last 24
hours at this pace!

Sure enough, the farmer wakes up the next day to find
Randy dead as a doorknob, stone cold in the middle of
the yard. vultures are circling overhead.

Saddened by the loss of such a colourful - and expensive -
animal, the farmer shakes his head and says, "Oh,
Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get
you to slow down, and now look what you've done to
yourself."

Randy opens one eye, nods toward the vultures circling
in the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer..."

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Lucutus of Borg

Jak

bubbles

Rofl, i can so relate to that

Mills

LMAO

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