Beckham Songs

gandalf

JUst saw this on a Arsenal Website and nearly died laughing

BECKHAM SONGS

Deary, deary, David Beckham,
Dare you show your thong in Peckham?
Watch your missus doesn't nick 'em,
And the reds go losing ON, ON, ON.
or . . .
Glory glory buns divided,
Glory glory buns divided,
Glory glory buns divided,
And the reds go mincing ON, ON, ON.


(To tune of Jesus Christ Superstar)
David Beckham,
Superstar,
Wears women's pants,
And a ban-dan-a.


(Trad).
We are red,
We are white,
Spot the Man U
Trans-vest-ite,
Na na na-na na na-na na na.


(Trad).
He's thick.
He's slow.
He wears panties down below.
He's David Beckham.
He's David Beckham.
or . . .
He's here,
He's there,
In women's underwear.
He's David Beckham.
He's David Beckham.


(To the Conga)

We've got Giles Grimandi,
You wear women's undies,
Na na na na,
Na na na na.


(Trad).
O-le ole ole ole,
Wears his wife's linger-ay.

(Both to the tune of Guantanamera)

One pair of knickers.
You've only one pair of knickers.
or . . .
Thong when you're winning.
You wear a thong when you're winning.


(To tune of the Gap Band's Oops Up Side Your Head)

Ooh, ah, pants and bra.
Say ooh ah pants and bra. .

(To the tune of Que Sera)
Que sera sera.
Whatever will be will be.
His buttocks are chill-y.
Que sera sera.


(To the tune of Village People's Go West)
You're sick and you know you are,
You're sick and you know you are.


(To the tune of You'll Never Walk Alone)
Walk on, in a thong,
Walk on, through the pain,
Though your tackle may wilt and die.
Walk on, walk on,
With tears in your eyes,
And you'll never walk again,
You'll never walk again.


(To the beat of You're Going Home In A London Ambulance)

You'e going home in a sequined embroidered camisole.

(To the tune of You Are My Sunshine).

You wear a G-string,
You wear a G-string,
And make us wonder,
What sex you are.
Oh David Beckham,
You are a strange one.
But does your G-string
match your bra?


(To the tune of My Old Man's A Dustman).
His name is David Beckham,
He wears his wife's sarong.
And when it comes to crossing,
He wears Victoria's thong.

(To the tune of Duran Duran's Rio).
His name is Beckham
And he's rubbish down the wing,
He scored in Rio
But he wear's his wife G-string.

(To the tune of I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles)
You're forever wearing knickers,
Pretty knickers riding high.


(To the tune of Walking In A Winter Wonderland)
There's only one David Beckham,
One David Beckham,
Walking along,
Wearing a thong,
Mincing in a tiny pair of pants.


Gah Leicester just beat Arsenal on peno's ffs there is no God. Aw well at least we took part

gandalf

btw this came from www.goony.co.uk/ in the your views section if you want to read the original

Gandalf.

TwoShedsJackson

rofl, yep the songs are all well and good Gandy, and indeed I hate the Scum as much as the next man, but OUT OF THE CUP ON PENALTIES TO LEICSTER!!!!!!!!!!! rofl

Blitzkrieger

at least the ARSEnal under ARSEne ****er still have the UEFA cup.

WhiteWashMan

they are due to be knocked out of that shorlty arent they?

Blitzkrieger

Personally I've always thought if funny that both the club and the manager have **** in their name. I reckon that's why the back 4 were together for so long - they were bum chums! That's why Petit has long hair (so they can pretend his a woman) and why the offside trap worked so well - nobody wanted an ARSEnal player behind them!

TwoShedsJackson

Oh my aching sides..... yes it's a Man U supporter's idea of wit.

harVee

look, i don't support the ar$e or man united but Blitzkrieger, that's really a bit sad
harVey

Blitzkrieger

i don't support man united - i support roy keane and dennis irwin

TwoShedsJackson

Gawd, theres not much you can say to that really.

Blitzkrieger

what supporting two local cork lads? everyone knows beckham is a poof

Take it

Yea u support the 2 cork lads when they loose but when they win u celebrate as if your a fan? funny that theres alot of Untied fans like that

Blitzkrieger

no - when they lose i claim i follow someone else

Take it

hahaha class well at least u can admit to it