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Those Crazy Foreigners !!!

  • 06-01-2005 3:02pm
    #1
    Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭


    A polish guy came up to me at work today with broken english asking for "the frame".

    First person to guess what he was trying to say gets a surprise!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭RedRules5


    whats your job/where do you work


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No clues ;)

    I was smoking at the time so he could have been a passer by


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭RedRules5


    the time would be the obvious answer or a flame to light his fag


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Wronger that beating your wife


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    ronoc wrote:
    Wronger that beating your wife

    Touch of Polish yourself, or just a typo? ;)

    He wanted your aul wan's phone number, right?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    An Apple?


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    seansouth wrote:
    An Apple?

    Wronger than Michael Jackson
    Touch of Polish yourself, or just a typo?

    He wanted your aul wan's phone number, right?


    Spelling mistake lmao!

    Still wrong as summer reindeer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Maybe he wanted to kidnap the frames, and bring them back to his native poland where he could ransom them for gold hookers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Was he looking for a frame of some description, possibly a window frame, a picture frame, or a frame of snooker?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭goin'_to_the_PS


    The luas(as in the train).

    edit/ maybe he wanted a frame do you work in a picture shop :D:D:D


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  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Raphael wrote:
    Maybe he wanted to kidnap the frames, and bring them back to his native poland where he could ransom them for gold hookers

    We could only hope but wronger than church on tuesday
    Was he looking for a frame of some description, possibly a window frame, a picture frame, or a frame of snooker?

    [hint]
    It turned out to be nothing to do with a frame, it was a misstranslation.

    Wronger than Tubular Bells


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭goin'_to_the_PS


    time


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The luas(as in the train).

    edit/ maybe he wanted a frame do you work in a picture shop :D:D:D

    Thats two guesses and a stealth edit :mad:

    But wrong as Christy Browns right foot.
    time
    See above


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    ronoc wrote:
    No clues ;)
    ronoc wrote:
    [hint]
    It turned out to be nothing to do with a frame, it was a misstranslation.

    No clues eh?

    LIAR
    :eek:

    Well, can we guess as many times as we want?

    Mistranslation eh?

    Lemmeee see....what could be a frame?

    Skeleton?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭RedRules5


    ronoc wrote:
    Thats two guesses and a stealth edit :mad:

    But wrong as Christy Browns right foot.


    See above

    Ah, your running out of 'wrongers'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭goin'_to_the_PS


    i'm not a good speller soo be nice is it
    "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz"

    (some minor shuffle/edit may be needed)


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    seansouth wrote:
    No clues eh?

    LIAR
    :eek:

    Well, can we guess as many times as we want?

    Mistranslation eh?

    Lemmeee see....what could be a frame?

    Skeleton?

    I'm sorry dave but that incrrect :rolleyes:
    Wronger than my spelling!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    ronoc wrote:
    A polish guy came up to me at work today with broken english asking for "the frame".

    First person to guess what he was trying to say gets a surprise!
    He wasn't calling you a 'Fascist\Racist Pig' by any chance?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭landser


    the time?, or am i wronger than a male period


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No but I was only talking to him for a few moments so I don't think he had time to establish that. That and I showed him where the "frame" was. :)

    wronger than racism!


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  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    landser wrote:
    the time?, or am i wronger than a male period

    You are not only wrong but you were also beaten
    :D

    You are however wronger than a male period


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    The Door?


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    seansouth wrote:
    The Door?

    Wronger than Jim Morrisons Exposure


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭landser


    sex?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    landser wrote:
    the time?, or am i wronger than a male period

    hahah, I like it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    wronger than a wrong person wronging in the cuckoo's next


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Q: How do you tell the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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    A: Snowballs! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    sanncoo wrote:
    wronger than a wrong person wronging in the cuckoo's next
    Wronger than a wrong thing doing the wrongest thing on the wrongiest day of the year.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    What's red and fluffly
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    Red Fluff!


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  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

    No-ones going to get it. He was looking for an office. God knows but it must be a related word in Polish. Surprise back in the box :(


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    sanncoo wrote:
    What's red and fluffly
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    Red Fluff!

    So thats where it went :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


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    A: A Stick! :D


  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 7,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭delly


    I was hoping for something funnier than that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    delly wrote:
    I was hoping for something funnier than that
    you have go if you're hard enough! :D


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    delly wrote:
    I was hoping for something funnier than that

    I would make a racial slur but I ain't racist and they are not funny. Did the title misslead you?
    :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭RedRules5


    ronoc wrote:
    No-ones going to get it. He was looking for an office. God knows but it must be a related word in Polish. Surprise back in the box :(

    FFS. What? I mean what is the point? How the f*** were we suppose to work that out. An office! JC!
    Anyway, what was the surprise? You didn't have one, did you? You just wanted to show off with your 'wrongers'. I'm right, aren't I? Go on, admit it.


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A semi orginal image I found on the net. Nevermind :(


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    RedRules5 wrote:
    FFS. What? I mean what is the point? How the f*** were we suppose to work that out. An office! JC!
    Anyway, what was the surprise? You didn't have one, did you? You just wanted to show off with your 'wrongers'. I'm right, aren't I? Go on, admit it.

    Oh btw


    nicepost0hz.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    roffle


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    ronoc wrote:
    Oh btw

    excellent work..you get a star..









    *


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    No, Chad, you jest! Give him 2




















    2


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Hes teh Winner now :D


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Talk about 0wned


    :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    are you sassin ME?


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    :eek: No Sireee-Bob


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    yes he is! yes he is! *jumps up & down in anticipation of a whoopin*


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    *place holder for witty retort*

    Assume its good, I'll think of it later


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    The wittiest of the wittiest in the wittiest of the wittiest places.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Hmm..... chocolate..
    who wants chocolate..
    free CHOCOLATE FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    provided your foreign*

    and ill throw in extra wit if your on fire.


    *to me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Chocolate!


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