Ironic

Victor

Someone was dissing the Socialist Party or was it the Socialist Worker's party recently. So I saw 2 guys putting up "anti-militarist" posters on O'Connell Street (Dublin). They had crew cuts, fashionable combats and one was wearing dark sun glasses.

Ironic.

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Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.

yossarin

I lived in rathmines for a summer. The SW people used to try and talk to me all the time untill i realised that carrying a McDonalds bag rendered you a 'lost cause' to them. It was great - like having an invisibility shield for the rest of the summer

Magwitch

I must remember that Mc Donalds trick in future.

SW are simply collage drops out who have discovered that by falling back on their "student activist" roots they can both find convienient explanations for dropping out and have a power trip as a holier then thou crusader. Pathetic B*stards.

The SW movement has alot to do with the post provisional IRA and its leaders are a bunch of crusty die hard Leninist wofflers, who are more then happy to have a bunch of loosers worship them.

Victor

It was actually the SP not SWP - apologies.

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Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.

Magwitch

KILL 'EM ALL AND LET LENIN SORT 'EM OUT!

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Keep your powder dry and your pants moist

Shinji

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">The SW people used to try and talk to me all the time untill i realised that carrying a McDonalds bag rendered you a 'lost cause' to them.</font>

God, man, where's your sense of sport! SWP idiots are almost as fun as teenage American Mormons, and certainly a good step up from Jehovahs Witnesses... Tsk, young people these days, they don't see the opportunities for entertainment right in front of their faces.

amp

Shinji is right. It should be an olympic sport. I remember the time two guys approached me and one was wearing this actually fairly trendy jacket with Jesus in a trendy font.

They asked me what I was doing that Sunday, so I replied that most likely I would wake up with a massive hangover in a pile of goats guts surrounded by newly deflowered virgins. Strangely they declined my invitation to the following weeks "meeting".

Also it's handy having something that looks vaguely satanic. I used to have those Quake dog tags with a satanic-like symbol. If your in a hurry it goes like this:

Bible basher: Hi, want to go to a prayer meeting?
Me (produces satanic symbol) No thanks, church of satan.
Bible basher: ummm... *runs away*


Other good ones:

Bible basher: Have you found Jesus?
Me: Where'd you last see him?


These techniques amongst others I have had to learn cos I seem to have the sort of face that attracts these losers.

I leave you with my personal favourite from the film As good as it gets:

Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.

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art is everything and of course nothing and possibly also a sausage

Jug-A-Lug

my favourites the guys on abbey st.

"care to take a short survey"
-"no thanks"
*follows me 20 yards*
"it will only take 15 minutes"
*i have to think fast*
"no sorry i dont have the time, if you see 2 men in suits wearing shades tell them i went that way" *me points opposite direction*
*he looks araound*
*i duck into a shop*
"damn i thought i had that one......."