Things you just have to say ahhh to...

Joseph

Things you just have to say ahhh to:

tuxy

animated sigs ahhh

Milkman Dan

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

they're too small though...

StupidLikeAFox

i'm ahhh'ing but im not laughing

Joseph

ColHol wrote:

i'm ahhh'ing but im not laughing

Are you ment to be laughing...

NO :cool:

Your ment to be ahhh'ing

StupidLikeAFox

Deaddude wrote:

Are you ment to be laughing...

NO :cool:

Your ment to be ahhh'ing

are you meant to be on the humour board?

YES

now start humouring

Joseph

ColHol wrote:

are you meant to be on the humour board?

YES

now start humouring

Ammmmmm ok

A hillbilly farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store.

"Heya, Wilbur," said Sam, the store owner. "tell me, are you and Myrtle still making fires up there by rubbing stones and flint together?"

"You betcha, Sam. Ain't no 'tother way. Why?"

"Got something to show you. Something to make fire. It's called a 'match'."

"'Match'? Never heard of it."

"Watch this. If you want a fire you just do this," Sam says, taking a match and striking it on his pants."

"Huh. Well, that's something, but that ain't for me, Sam."

"Well, why not?"

"I can't be walking twelve miles every time I want a fire and borrow your pants."

StupidLikeAFox

hmmm, getting warmer, keep going......

Joseph

ColHol wrote:

hmmm, getting warmer, keep going......

Ok then

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

StupidLikeAFox

very good, still tho, it will take something special to make up for the cute pictures......

Joseph

ColHol wrote:

very good, still tho, it will take something special to make up for the cute pictures......

Im getting worn out here but ok...

One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."

His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.

Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

dregin

Lol

StupidLikeAFox

ok ok, ill give ya that one

Milkman Dan

ColHol wrote:

are you meant to be on the humour board?

YES

now start humouring

ha ha!!

Keyzer

All 3 jokes were rubbish and wtf are posting pictures of cats and **** for?