Rob a Bank

goin'_to_the_PS

Lets say you were to rob a bank how would you do it?.

Here's the scene.
Small bank in rathmines, one guard at the door, two women cashiers and one fellow workin away in the back. There is one woman with her young child there to take out a bit of moula from there account. Amd anouther fellow filling out some form(he fancy himself as a superman).

and remeber in charlie crockers cokney accent: 'old on a minute, i just got a great idea........erm......erm-the italian Job

Optikus

Not a good idea for a thread.

elivsvonchiaing

Can hear the keys turning on this one already...

Rozabeez

I'd probably get some cronies to fake a murder outside, wait for everyone to run out, and sneak in back.

amp

goin'_to_the_PS wrote:

Lets say you were to rob a bank how would you do it?.

Here's the scene.
Small bank in rathmines, one guard at the door, two women cashiers and one fellow workin away in the back. There is one woman with her young child there to take out a bit of moula from there account. Amd anouther fellow filling out some form(he fancy himself as a superman).

and remeber in charlie crockers cokney accent: 'old on a minute, i just got a great idea........erm......erm-the italian Job

Plan A:
I'd go in and wait in queue, then I'd approach the counter and hand the teller a small plastic rectangle. I would then hack the gibson by entering in a four number password and the teller would give me money.

When I get outside I would look at the paper message the teller included with my money and laugh manicially at the success of my fiendish plan!

Plan B:
Armed with several sub machine guns and pistols I would enter the bank and kill everyone except the manager. I would then escort him and the banks contents to his car and then drive out to somewhere remote and kill him.

If anyone saw me on the way I'd stop to kill them. Then I'd kill the whole planet just to be sure.

Plan C:
Mix Plan A: with Plan B: and leave to soak for fourteen weeks.

Plan
First I'd meet my fence who previously assured me that there was money in stealing ancient incan ceremonial headmasks. I would then hire a motley crew including and build an exact replica of the inside of the bank. Then I'd' send a nerd into to hack their various gibsons and place a chinese man and some precious jewels incasing explosives within the vault.

I would then enter the bank and.... um, I think this plan only works at the Bellagio.

Plan E:
I would dig a tunnel under the bank. Using steel braces I would excavate most of the underlying soil and late at night, when every one is asleep, I would attach the bank to a CH-47F Chinook Cargo Helicopter and fly away.

elivsvonchiaing

Seeing as this thread is still alive....

...I would get a job in AIB computing centre... rob just €5M through SWIFT... a victimless crime (reckon they would be just too embarassed to admit it !)