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If your having a bad day imagine this!!

  • 08-12-2004 7:50pm
    #1
    EKRIUQ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,387 ✭✭✭


    The next time your having a bad day imagine this;

    Your a Siamese twin

    Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.

    Your Not!!

    He has a date coming over tonight.

    You only have 1 ass


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  • #2
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Id appreciate if you didnt make fun of my situation.


  • #3
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I want peanuts. On pizza.


  • #4
    therecklessone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    TIPPTOP wrote:
    The next time your having a bad day imagine this;

    Your a Siamese twin

    Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.

    Your Not!!

    He has a date coming over tonight.

    You only have 1 ass

    You have beans on toast for lunch, 8 pints of Guinness after work, 2 greasy kebabs on the way home, then a Vindaloo from the manky Indian takeaway round the corner from your house when you get home. You'll have a red-raw hole, and he won't be getting any sweet loving.


  • #5
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Sarky wrote:
    I want peanuts. On pizza.

    Thats impossible, the peanust would never stay on the pizza,
    they are diametricly opposed, putting peanuts on the pizza would be like trying to connect the south pole of magnet to The south pole of another magnet.
    everyone would start crying and there'd be lava everywhere, the kids would be puking, jesus would be trying lick as many coins and id be in the middle.
    whatchareallywanthuh?


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