Revenge!

unknownguest

So this guy in my college today was in his car with another guy in our class and I was in my car with 2 guys from our class. This was at break, we were parked beside eachother, he kept throwing stuff at my car and then I threw chewingum in his, he got out and came up to the window and threw water in the window, it went everywhere. It was way out of order, he has done similar things before, he started punching another guy out of the blue for a bit of banter they were having, he is way out of order, he needs to be thought a lesson. I'm not a violent person, I don't know who would win in a fight and in all honesty, I'm not prepared to risk a broken nose or lose a tooth to find out. So I think I will take the non violent approach.

What I was thinking..
He is a carpenter and he just bought a house and is always working and doing odd jobs. He was up the north a few weeks ago for a job, so I was thinking of sending him up again.

So I was thinking to get somebody to give him a ring on his mobile (preferably an old sounding man, sorry to be sex/age ist but I want it to sound as authentic as possible and mature men are generally associated with organising this type of thing. And for them to call him and hopefully get him to go up the north.

The phone call would have to be something like this:

Caller:Hi, is that Brian?
Brian: yes
Caller: How you doin? I got your number off Deirdre Cullen (Just a made up name, hopefully he wont take too much note of it, if he questions just say you just know her and thats the number she gave)she said you did some work for her brother before and that you were the man to call to put some skirting and fix on some presses to some units in my new kitchen, everything you need is here, screws and all that. I tried everyone local and they are all held up. I want this done by friday as I have some relatives coming from Australia for christmas.
Brian:blah blah blah
Caller: try persuade him if he hesitates. say you got a quote of 200 British pounds and since you need to get it done by friday you will give him 300 british pounds, which is about over 400 euro. If he still hesitates make it 350 or whatever need be.
Brian: I'll be able to make it up day/time
Caller: ok, great, the address is derrylane square, apartment 4, lower chichester street belfast city(made up), its just off the dublin road as you come into the city, you can't miss it. and it's the cream coloured building.
Brian: ok ok ok blah blah blah. I'll see you at time/day then.
Caller: great see you then, (try avoid giving a number but if he asks its +447708956311 -made up)

Hopefully this will work and I'll be able to ask him how his trip to belfast went, should set him straight not to think he can get away with messing with anyone.


PM me for his number if you are willing to help me out!

Chalk

or maybe hell cop that you set him up and bash you?
im also not sure of the lesson he will learn, dont go to belfast to help old men?

on the other hand itd be funny if he read boards ....

unknownguest

Chalk wrote:

or maybe hell cop that you set him up and bash you?
im also not sure of the lesson he will learn, dont go to belfast to help old men?

on the other hand itd be funny if he read boards ....

I'd put up a good fight, I just couldn't be bothered to risk it when I can do something likes this. The lesson will be that he can't get away with messing everyone around.

Seanie M

A bully, or anyone else who uses force like that, only knows one way to learn that lesson... and its not with peaceful means.

If someone is threatening/abusive/a bully, then a good beating done by the (potentially) injured party is almost always a good way to give them a lesson. Fight fear and force with fear and force of equal or greater measure.

Worked for me in my younger days when picked on.


Seanie.

ando

If anyone had did that to my car I would of smacked him one, and not have run off to the internet to register my unhappiness at his behavior :rolleyes:

unknownguest

He is older than me and has potential to be stronger than me. I don't want to get involved in a fight if I come out the losing party. This will teach him a lesson. I get the impression he wants a fight. He is aggressive. I don't want to give him what he wants. That's not my style. This will teach him a lesson.

koneko

I don't really see anything Cuckoo's Nesty about this thread.

Hmmmf

Cactus Col

Just slash his tyres, your way is too complicated.

unknownguest

Cactus Col wrote:

Just slash his tyres, your way is too complicated.

I don't want to get in trouble by college for this, this way I wont. If anyone could give it a try for me I'd be grateful!

Sarky

You were parking with other guys?

Fair enough, it's a valid way of life, but in public?

pickarooney

koneko wrote:

I don't really see anything Cuckoo's Nesty about this thread.

Hmmmf

The best I can do is a mugshot of surprise Olympic swimming gold-medallist and failed aviation entrepreneur Anthony Nesty...

koneko

Phew, we're okay for a while with that one.

MAN, he's SMOKIN' HOT

unknownguest

so anyone willing to give it a shot for me:D ??
just hide your number and give him a buzz;)

Sarky

To be honest, I'd much rather prance about in the meadows.

Ooo look, everyone! Buttercups! Let's pick flowers!!!

sanncoo

koneko wrote:

Phew, we're okay for a while with that one.

MAN, he's SMOKIN' HOT

Don't you mean he's been smokin' pot!

Look at all the loverly flowers, red & yellow and pink and green , orange and purple and blue! I can sing a wainbow, sing a wainbow, you can sing a wainbow tooooooooooooooooo!

Sarky

AAARGH! BEES! Keep Back! No! NO! NOOOOO!

sanncoo

oh no! It's....it's......cee's.....run for the hills.....the cees are coming!

Sarky

/me gets a flamethrower

unknownguest

well if anyone would do this favour for me, please send me a pm and let me know, thanks!

Piste

I suggest Laxatives. And lots of them.

Sarky

Flavoured or non-flavoured?

amp

I suggest you send him flowers and chill the **** out.

Sarky

And then, when he least expects it, BAM! FORK IN THE EYE!

Piste

And LAXATIVES DOWN HIS THROAT! Or alternitavely plant some banned substance on him..........

Winters

Sarky wrote:

BAM! FORK IN THE EYE!

StupidLikeAFox

I suggest you do it yourself ya lazy fúcker!

Oh, tra la la la la la, badger mushroom snake (token silliness)

Winters

Shouldnt this be more in PI?

Do the following, using chewing gum write a word or phrase across his windscreen.

ando

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

I suggest Laxatives. And lots of them.

hahah, ah that reminds me of a practical joke I did a few years ago... so funny.. so so funny

I have contacts, I'll take care of him for 50 bucks or if you never want to see him again, 150 bucks, take it or leave it

Healio

Revenge, everybody gets their own back!!

Piste

Revenge is a dish best served cold. And with coleslaw. Lots of coleslaw.

Chad ghostal

Always wondered where they came up with the name coldslaw..
sounds like a Mean BADASS comic book hero..

COLD_SLAW.. slaw is such a cool word..

John slaw, watched his wife and kids get eAtin Alive by giant rabid Robot Ninja Turtle Mrytle Zombie Zombies (twice the zombie of a normal zombie), and Now hes out to take revenge on his arch nemisisis Ceaser Salad, the biggest Robot Ninja Turtle Mrytle Zombie Zombies dealer in aLl of ..somewhere..
off the rails..

Sarky

I don't like coleslaw, can we have revenge with potato salad instead?

Chad ghostal

Sarky wrote:

I don't like coleslaw, can we have revenge with potato salad instead?

As long as you take out the potato and salad parts.

Piste

And add some coleslaw, then yes. Yes you can.

Rozabeez

pfft, just cling film the tiolet when you see him goin in. so easy!