Robin Williams' Peace Plan

GreeBo

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines.

They don't want us there.

We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 60 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home.

After 60 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who are or where they are from.

France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day visits unless given a special permit.

No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in, including Saudi Arabia. PERIOD!

If they don't like it in their own country... let the citizens change it themselves. Don't permit disgruntled aliens to hide here!

Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If theydon't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise.

This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy [such as solar power] but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.

The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else [or use solar powered vehicles such as Japan has developed).

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere".

They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need.

Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army.

The people who need it most get very little, anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place.

We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) Use the UN buildings as replacement for the twin towers.

11) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.

That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

12) "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.'

She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?

********

GreeBo

aww nuts!
apparently he only said the "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" bit.
ahwell.

Oryx

GreeBo wrote:

aww nuts!
apparently he only said the "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" bit.
ahwell.

Thought that was the only bit that sounded like him!

amp

I can't see any possible serious discussion happening in this thread. I'd advise GreeBo to read the charter.

Locked.